CineSchlock-O-Rama

Declaration of principles

No entertaining movie is truly bad.

Gunnysack-O-Goodies

While the freebie pile is long since shy of DVDs, if y'all are so kind as to drop yours truly a quick howdy, I'll be pleased to send along one these swell booster buttons. (Provided you chip in a 75 cent bribe for Uncle Sam's glorified pony express.) They're green, shiny and perhaps the quickest means of letting the world know how sick and disgusting you truly are.
 
CineSchlock-O-Rama was inspired by Joe Bob Briggs and his gospel of blood, breasts and beasts.
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